<a href="http://eoghann.com/2014/04/life-sized-darth-vader-statue/gg10656" rel="attachment wp-att-118334">Specifically a statue based on the classic Kenner Star Wars action figures. The cool ones from when I was a kid. And by life sized I mean exactly that because this thing apparently comes in at 6'9". Darth Vader was tall.
And yes being based on the action figure it is articulated.
It comes complete with extending light saber in fact. Because Darth Vader has to have a light saber.
So if this is what's missing from your life, all you have to do is find $2,339.99 and place your order now for delivery in January 2015!
What? Where did everyone go?
Source: Big Bad Toy Store