Dumb App Of The Day: BroApp
And what's so dumb about this Android app you ask? Well basically it automates sending text messages to your assigned girlfriend (or boyfriend the protocols are fundamentally gender neutral despite the naming) to make it look like you're interested in her.
The makers claim several sophisticated features like:
* Girlfriend Wifi Detector: BroApp won't send messages when you are at your girlfriend's place.
* Girlfriend Intrusion Detector: BroApp will prevent inquisitive girlfriends from uncovering the BroApp secret.
* Recent Contact Detector: BroApp won't send messages if you have recently communicated with your girlfriend.
What they don't seem to have considered is that she may answer the texts…
My favorite bit though was the review on the Play store:
Would be great to have configurable multiple girlfriend numbers needs the option of sending to more than one girlfriend… i'm speaking for a friend.….